He loves the chair that groans, loves its quaky threats to fail; loves to settle at five thirty onto its cracked leather cushion that sags from steady affection - joints rickshaw shaky, legs chestnut strong. “One day,” he thinks, “gorilla glue to the rescue.” The chair is a lifeboat. It has carried more than backsides. It’s held whole vituperative lumps, huffing and mottled, waving fists like distant lines on the Serengeti. He loves stories about species saved; smug on his faithful quay beside unsympathetic seas, he watches for their note in a bottle. The chair is an eddy - it swirls dread like fetid foam, clings to the bitter edge of sweet. The chair is a nest – sticks and skins wound over centuries, middened with sweat and worry, securing his kin, night after night since Lascaux. The chair is tired too, it moans for empty moments, prays for just reward, threatens to give in - seeks rescue from gorilla’s glue.